Shhhhh!
Posted on May 1st, 2008Erie County, PA
A goose was tapping on windows at the library on Audubon Parkway. The goose left.
Found in Bee News
Archive for May, 2008
The Fearsome Hissing Ducks
Posted on May 1st, 2008Erie County, PA
A business on North Bryant Woods complained that ducks had nested at the front door and were hissing at clients.
Found in the Bee News
Deer Chops
Posted on April 30th, 2008Erie County, PA
Police were called to Paradise Road where a man was on the roadside cutting up a deer with a chainsaw. When police responded they discovered a man working on a fallen tree, not an animal.
Found in Bee News
The Gorilla Slappers
Posted on April 30th, 2008Erie County, PA
Two people in gorilla suits were walking around an Amherst subdivision “smacking passing motorists and yelling obscenities.” They were located while sitting by the side of the road and advised to put the suits away.
Found in the Bee News
It Takes A Village
Posted on April 30th, 2008Chico, CA
3:26 a.m. Welfare check reported on the 700 block of Salem Street. “(Subject said) the world will not leave her two children alone. She says that if the world does not leave her children alone, she will call the Catholic Church and send them to Spain. She knows Bill and Hillary Clinton personally…”
Found in the Orion
Stuck On Poo
Posted on April 29th, 2008Mukilteo, WA
Officers contacted three juveniles who were smearing human feces on the exterior doors/windows of the middle school. The juveniles were identified. Arrangements were made with school officials for the juveniles to clean off the feces. The juveniles were then released to parents.
Found in the Mukilteo Beacon
Copper From the Coppers
Posted on April 29th, 2008Atlanta, GA
At City Hall East, an officer saw a man wheeling a Home Depot shopping cart filled with stuff. “He was coming down a ramp that leads to secured parking for police vehicles,” the officer noted. The man’s shopping cart contained two police radios that belong in squad cars, copper wiring used to wire police cars and an air hose. The officer asked: “Why are you here and where did you get this stuff?” The man said he’d gotten the items from a Dumpster.
The officer wrote, “The items came from the fenced area that is behind the city shop. There is no large dumpster there. The police radios and wire had been taken out of police cars that were being worked on.” The man, age 54, was arrested. His shopping cart was returned to the Home Depot across the street from City Hall East.
Found in Creative Loafing
The Ax-Boyfriend
Posted on April 29th, 2008Kalispell, MT
3:18 a.m. A woman from Angel Point called in because her ex-boyfriend was attacking her current boyfriend with an axe. The victim’s injuries are not life threatening, but the ex-boyfriend did bite part of his finger off. The victim also suffered leg injuries and lacerations to the head and eye. The attacker was arrested for attempted deliberate homicide.
Found in the Flathead Beacon
The Wedding Crasher
Posted on April 28th, 2008Westlake, OH
Police were called to a wedding reception at 11 p.m. Saturday on reports of an overly intoxicated guest.
Police arrived to find a 24-year-old Parma woman, who apparently assaulted another guest by punching her.
The woman was arrested and proceeded to kick, pinch and spit at officer while being booked.
Found in the Sun News
Some People Color Outside The Lines
Posted on April 28th, 2008Fairview Park, OH
An officer watching traffic on Interstate 480 westbound on April 15 could barely believe his eyes as a car approached him traveling 83 miles per hour in the median berm.
The officer quickly jumped over the median wall, thinking that the car would strike him, but the car managed to avoid him and sped off.
Police chased the car for several miles as it swerved around the road, using medians, berms and even off-roading onto the grass at times.
The pursuing officer pulled alongside the vehicle at one point, and the driver simply waved at him to go away.
The dirver finally lost control of the car in North Ridgeville, where officers boxed him in.
The driver nearly struck a North Ridgeville officer while trying to escape.
He was arrested for felony assault on a police officer in North Ridgeville and will also face felony fleeing charges.
Found in the Sun News
McLovin
Posted on April 27th, 2008Brook Park, OH
A man interested in placing an order for a good time keeps making unwanted, harassing phone calls to McDonald’s female employees.
Found in the News Sun
Legal Herb
Posted on April 27th, 2008Olmstead Falls, OH
A Columbia Gas employee called police to report a suspicious bag lying on a tree lawn on Columbia Road.
The man believed the bag contained marijuana.
An officer responded to the area and retrieved the bag.
The bag contained potpourri.
Found in the News Sun
