Small Town Misfit

коли под наемPalm Beach, FL
On Thursday, Sept 11, a man on a bicycle was undressing himself as he was riding through the neighborhood. He was wearing three shirts, one was a ladies top, which he took off and discarded in the street. Police checked the area but were unable to locate him.

Found in the Weekday Newspaper

Independence, OH
A woman at Delmonico’s seemed very uncomfortable, anxious and didn’t seem to want to go back to her table, where two men were sitting.

A man at the bar was concerned about her. She told him that, if anything happened to her that night, she was driving a silver Nissan and lived in Akron. He called the police to check on her and make sure she was all right.

The man asked the bartender to keep an eye on her. She had gotten up to go to the restroom several times and could have left the restaurant at anytime, if she were in trouble.

The waitress said the woman seemed uncomfortable and anxious all night, too. The officers went to the table and asked to speak with her privately.

When the officers explained why they were there, she said nothing was wrong, but her behavior ranged from confident to unrest. She wanted the officer’s numbers and wanted them to have her cell phone number in case something should happen. She wouldn’t elaborate further.

She had been drinking, but not to a level of impairment, and the officer couldn’t detect any drug use.

The two men at her table seemed uncomfortable that police were talking to the woman away from them. One walked up to the officers, said the woman could not have her wine, pulled his car up to the door and remained there with the door open.

She again told the officers everything was fine. The other man threatened to sue the officers. Then, the two men and woman all left.

Found in the Sun Courier

Eagle Hill, MA
A woman escaped major injury Monday morning after allegedly being struck in the hand with a sword handle by a male suspect, police report.

Police arrived at 156 Falcon St. in East Boston’s Eagle Hill where the victim escorted officers to a second-floor room. That’s where cops found the suspect glassy eyed and slurring his speech, according to a police report.

The suspect was placed in handcuffs and admitted to drinking, the report states. The victim told police they had been at a party and got into an argument about the victim’s behavior when they returned home. The suspect allegedly struck the victim with a sword and punched her in the eye, according to a police report.

Fredy A. Landaverde of East Boston was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

Found in the Boston Herald

Atlanta, GA
Around 9:30 a.m., an officer talked to two women on Pine Street. The officer asked one woman for her name. “When she started speaking, she bent over to fix her shoes and when she did, I could clearly see a clear bag with a lot of suspected crack cocaine between her breast[s],” the officer wrote. The other woman said, “You got my baby’s candy in your shirt,” and reached between the woman’s breasts. “[She] was trying to push the bag down deeper in the woman’s shirt,” the officer wrote. Both women were arrested and taken to jail. Both are age 24.

Found in Creative Loafing Atlanta

Goleta Valley, CA
It was 5 a.m. when authorities in Isla Vista received a call of an injured man stranded on the beach below Del Playa Drive. When deputies found their subject, a 20-year-old UCSB student, standing near the base of the beach bluff, blood was saturating his pant leg.

The young man, interviewed while medics made their way to the scene, told authorities how, after urinating off the bluff ledge hours earlier, he’d accidentally slipped, falling 30 feet to the rocky beach below. He landed on his knee, suffering unknown injuries.
Unable to walk on his injured leg, the young man hobbled along the beach for two hours, he said, until he had cell phone reception to call for help.

He was transported to Goleta Valley Cottage Hospital.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

Goleta Valley, CA
A deputy patrolling Isla Vista approached a young man stumbling along Del Playa Drive at 2:15 a.m. intending to ask the subject some simple questions. During initial contact, the 18-year-old extended his hand in attempt to shake hands with the officer, but he missed.
When asked if he knew where he was, the intoxicated City College student replied, “Yup. I’m … right here.”

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

Charleston, SC
A driver who claimed his medicine was stuck to his driver’s license was busted when a Charleston police officer recognized the small wax envelope as a commonplace container for narcotics.

The envelope actually contained heroin, a report stated.

The officer stopped the man’s car because he turned without signaling and the car’s validation sticker wasn’t showing. When the driver realized the wax envelope was stuck to the license he’d just handed the officer, the driver immediately declared, “That’s my medicine!” the officer reported.

Police arrested the driver on a drug charge and towed his car.

Found in the Post and Courier

Denton, TX
A man complained to Denton County sheriff’s deputies that his neighbors have been stealing his wireless computer access.

The man said he has seen the neighbors up on their roofs several times with their computers and has photographed them.

They back their car halfway out of the garage to give them a way to climb to the roof, he said. Then they use their laptops while sitting on the roof.

Found in the Denton Chronicle-Record

Denton, TX
A woman reported to police early Monday that her former boyfriend assaulted her when she confronted him about dating her mother.

The woman said she learned about the relationship and was angry. She saw them together in a vehicle in a parking lot, pulled in beside them and confronted the former boyfriend. She called her mother a “slut,” according to the report, and her mother told her she should respect her and not call her names.

The pair left, but the woman returned later and again saw them in the parking lot, this time in separate vehicles. She again confronted him, she said.

Her mother tried to drive away, but she stood behind the car to prevent it. The boyfriend got inside his vehicle and she jumped in the door on top of him to prevent his leaving, she said.

She said the boyfriend bent her car key and injured her in the struggle, according to the report.

Found in the Denton Record-Chronicle

Charlotte, NC
A 32-year-old man and one of his lady friends got into an argument that didn’t end well, at least for him. The man said the woman assaulted him by biting and punching him. The man ended up with scratches all over his body and teeth marks on his fingers, left chest area and forehead.

Found in Creative Loafing

Charlotte, NC
A teller at a Bank of America branch said a customer came through the drive-thru and asked for change for a $100 bill. When she gave the customer change, he held up a $50 bill and a $5 bill indicating to her that she didn’t give him the correct amount. She then sent out another $50 bill in exchange for the $5 bill. At the end of the day, her drawer was short $45 and she was mad as hell that she was tricked by the man.

Found in Creative Loafing

Tracy, CA
5:52 a.m.: A woman said her roommate punched her in the lip because she was angry and couldn’t find her cat. The caller from Driftwood Apartments, 800 W. Grant Line Road, said the hit made her lip swell, but she refused medical attention.

Found in the Tracy Press