No Dumping
Chico, CA
11:51 a.m. Suspicious circumstance reported on the 1400 block of Palm Avenue. “Reporting party noticed her garbage can missing and later found her male neighbor from next door bringing it back to her yard. Reporting party asked subject why he emptied her can, and he would not answer her.”
Found in the Orion Online

February 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 am
Hey, things are tough all over… No? How about one (wo)man’s trash is another man’s treasure? Wait, what? That one’s not working either?. Okay, how about the neighbor is an undercover cop trying to drum up business? Tough crowd in here. Thank you! Tip your waitstaff and be sure to try the veal, I’ll be here ’til Thursday…
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 am
I’m here, Mike. I used to live in an apartment complex where one of the basement dwellers, Whom I referred to as World Wide Pants because he weighed about 600 lbs and smelled like he got the whole world in his pants) would go through dumpster, then later asked me how I liked that certain brand of frozen dinners I’d purchased and what the heck did I order from L L Bean?
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
that’s creepy, ber…
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:50 am
sad lil people, living sad lonely lives….
February 6th, 2009 at 9:11 am
You know, there’s other ways to strike up a friendship than discuss ones garbage. He would also go through my laundry while I was out of the laundry room. That’s not sad, that’s sociopathic.
July 26th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Life’s amazing stories…. makes you wonder about some people