The Rear Doorstop
Park City, UT
On Saturday, Jan. 24 at 6:43 p.m., three people called the police reporting a man was naked on the 500 block of Main Street. The man was rubbing his backside on a door and yelling at women, the police were told. He was gone by the time the police arrived. Officers were told he left in a taxi.
Found in the Park Record

February 9th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Maybe just marking territory?
February 9th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Which leads us to the musical question…. “Where does a naked man keep cab fare?” Please don’t answer. I don’t want to know…
February 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am
He’d always been told my his mother that it’s impolite to interrupt, so he thought he’d butt in, instead.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
In Utah?? Those wild and crazy Mormons letting their hair down again. Remember, no tripping on LSD on Sundays, now, or the Big Tripper will kick your ass.
June 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
For sure that couldn’t have happened in N.Y., cab drivers don’t stop when you have your clothes on…if a naked man tried to hail a cab they would put the windows up and hit the gas…8o)
August 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm
How did he actually manage to flag down a cab??? Some odd sex habits out there. That’s not even late at night!