The Hotdogular
Dallas Texas
Early Saturday morning, one or more unknown suspects broke into “The Best Hot Dog in Town” and stole thousands of dollars worth of supplies and equipment.
Included in the police report: two hot dog carts worth $10,000, two air conditioners, two circular fans, two work lamps, three portable heaters, two metal coolers, one deep freezer, a furniture dolly, a stereo, 100 cases of assorted beverages (worth $1,500), 80 packs of hot dogs, and $80 worth of chips.
Found in the Dallas Texas Police Blotter
February 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
See kids? That’s what smokin’ the weed will make you do. If these people didn’t have a powerful bad case of the munchies, they’d have never dreamed of ripping off all that stuff.
February 13th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Look for the newest business in town, ” The Second Best Hot Dog in Town.”
February 13th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
sounds like a heckuva party to me….
February 13th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
And nobody in the neighborhood saw a thing….
February 14th, 2009 at 8:04 am
sounds like insurance fruad to me…but I would check around at county fairs and carnivals….can make fast money there!
February 16th, 2009 at 4:48 am
This smells like a job done by the “Fastest Movers in Town”… they’d make more money working as late night movers in a jiffy, than trying to move 80 packs of stolen hot dogs and the rest in county fairs! As if, it would be very difficult for the police to locate two stolen hot dog carts… hmmm
February 16th, 2009 at 10:22 am
They could investigate local fairs & carnivals , etc. If they check the hot dog vendors’ teeth, and see that they have a full set of chompers, then I’d say they’d be the culprits. Most carneys aren’t known to be industrially scheming.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Or have more than 6 teeth.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Yummmmm!! Hot dogs. I wonder where he set up shop so I can get a few of those delicious little gut grenades?
June 12th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Bet these were the good dogs, too. The ones made from all beef lips and ass holes.