A Perfect Impersonation
Atlanta, GA
A police officer saw that a man had dumped three trash cans in the middle of Juniper Street. The man also took two small rugs from the porch of a nearby house, and he threw the rugs onto the road. When the man saw the police officer, he tossed a plastic hubcap at the officer’s car. The man was impersonating the president, according to the police report. The gray-haired man, age 63, wore khaki pants. He was arrested for disorderly conduct.
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December 19th, 2006 at 6:48 am
Right age, Khaki pants, gray hair, gas prices are raising. Are you sure it was an impersonator?
December 19th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Sounds more like Dick Chaney. Thank God he wasn’t pheasant hunting or people could’ve gotten hurt!
December 20th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I’ve made this point before, but so many of these reports go to show how performance art is woefully unappreciated in small town Generica. If this were France, the man would be hailed as a genius.