The Durango Drop Kick
Durango, CO
3:15 p.m. A man was letting his child drop-kick a small puppy in a parking lot in the lower 100 block of Mercado Street.
Found in the Durango Herald
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
December 22nd, 2006 at 6:03 am
Someone should drop-kick that man!
December 22nd, 2006 at 6:07 am
He should have his child taken away, as he is apparently an unfit father. Years ago, a man in my town was encouraging his toddler to throw rocks at people walking down the sidewalk in front of his house. Someone called the law, who brought social services with them. I understand he never saw that child again.
December 22nd, 2006 at 8:50 am
Gee dot see that pup growing up hating kids
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am
So…was the field goal good or what?
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>Just kiddin’, ya’ll. Please don’t tell Bob Barker I said that.
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:58 am
Well, if that’s Jason Elam’s kid, I’d bet it was good from at least a block away……….(yeah, I’m jus’ kiddin’, too, y’all)
And, wouldn’t that only apply, gdfunkrr, if he was kicking it in the balls? (assuming it’s a male dog, that is)
December 22nd, 2006 at 1:37 pm
This story is so not funny. The child needs to be taken away from that monster so he doesn’t grow up to be the same. That is, if it’s not too late.
December 22nd, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Let us not forget that these are only blotter reports. We haven’t heard what really happened, if there was an actual incident. We assume reports of a giant are false, but puppy kickers we accept. Truthfully, we are only commenting on a comment on an unsubstantiated rumor.
But if he WAS teaching his kid to kick puppies, then he needs to be watched. Animal cruelty is a stepping stone to worse violence.