We’ll Shoot The Lights Out For Ya
Durango, CO
2:02 a.m. A guest at a motel in the 400 block of East Second Avenue said somebody shot at him and then went into his room. No employees heard anything, and police found that nothing happened as reported.
Found in the Durango Herald

January 2nd, 2007 at 2:46 pm
You shouldn’t really try to commit suicide while you’re drunk! Your thought process includes putting cotton in your ears to muffle the sound and your probability of hitting something goes WAY down!