I See Arbys, I See Chevron
Rio Grande, NM
1:43 a.m. — A man called and said he was from El Paso but had no idea where he was. He said he could see an Arby’s and a Chevron.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
January 5th, 2007 at 8:56 am
See, I told you all that the National Enquire was right! This is proof positive of another alien abduction!! What else could possibly leave a grown man disoriented in a strange town in the middle of the night? Alcohol, drugs, mental illness…no way…wake up and smell the coffee people. We are talking aliens here, plain and simple.
January 5th, 2007 at 9:19 am
At least he could get gas in 2 places right there!
January 5th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
LOL, good comments already.
I recall a piece that was on the internet a few years back about a guy who hit a deer, put it in the back of his Cadillac and then called police when the deer ‘woke up’ and started kicking.
The Man: “I need a man with a gun!!”
Dispatch: “Sir, where are you?”
The Man: “I’m at the Sun-o-co station!! Hurry! He’s kickin’ the crap outta ma El Dorado!!”
January 6th, 2007 at 1:41 am
The pertinent question is, did he see the Road Kill Kafe’ sign? I paid big bucks for that sign. Got a picture of the Chef and whipping up his “Long Pork Special” and everything.