Hummer Bummer
Palm Beach, FL
A man owed his ex-girlfriend $400. She arrived at his house and called him to ask for the money. He agreed to pay her and got into his yellow 2003 Hummer to go to the bank. She followed him in her purple Chrysler PT Cruiser. He got the money from the bank and she exited her car to collect it. Instead, she took a 10-inch knife from her car and walked around the front of his Hummer. She stabbed the two front tires, got back into her car and drove off. She called him shortly after that and said she put sugar in the gas tank of his Chevrolet truck and coffee in the Hummer’s gas tank. He tried to drive home before his tires deflated, but was unsuccessful.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
January 13th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Yep, that is one sane rational woman there!
January 13th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Well, she’s single again. Anyone gonna ask her out?
January 13th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
lmao…. boy, he must of really pissed her off, that is too funny, but I, being the smart girl I am, would have waited for money in hand BEFORE I did the other stuff,…. what a ditz… I bet she was a blonde… lol
January 14th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Gives a whole new definition to “giving a guy a hummer”.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
If the guy can afford the Hummer, the insurance, and the gas for it , why the hell did he still owe her $400 . He also forgot rule #1 Never Piss Off A Woman . . .
January 15th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Even with a ten inch knife that could not have been an easy thing to do. Folks talk about ’slashing tires’, but have you ever tried? Especially those thick truck tires with steel belts. We’re talking more than a little annoyed here.
Now me? I’m interested to see the affect of the coffee. You think that raises the octane?