The Homicidal Instincts of Kindergarteners
Taos, NM
3:23 p.m. 301 Linda Vista Ln. — Reporting party wants to report a squirrel that is dead by the Enos GarcÃa School. The reason she wants to report this is because children start off killing animals and then they turn to people.
Found in the Taos News
January 17th, 2007 at 5:44 am
So, how do we know the squirrel didn’t die of old age or bad walnuts or something non-child-related? Besides, I killed lots of squirrels when I was a kid (they’re considered vermin in many places, and it’s legal to shoot as many as you like), and I hardly ever kill people.
January 17th, 2007 at 6:54 am
People…Squirrels….What’s the difference?
January 17th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Amazing. One of the rare occasions when I am at a loss for words. All I can say is that the ‘reporting party’ needs to turn off the TV.
January 17th, 2007 at 10:13 am
I’m with ya there, Mike. Me, personally, I had to take a break on the “long pork” because my back yard was starting to look a little hilly…
January 17th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Squirrely people. Tiger’s right….
January 17th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Yes, it is a very fine line between running down a squirrel in the street, and picking off dozens of innocent bystanders with an UZI from a clocktower. I know everytime I hit a squirrel with my car, I get this overwhelming urge to become a serial killer.
January 17th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
what did that poor, innnocent cereal ever do to you???
January 17th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Well, if you’re talking about Cap’n Crunch, that stuff is like chewing on razor blades. Innocent cereal, my *ss!
January 18th, 2007 at 10:48 am
capn crunch is likie chewing razor blades where you buy that stale cereal at ber ?? course the last time i atre capn crunch was so long ago the capn was still a deck hand
January 18th, 2007 at 11:44 am
I think my gums are still scared (sp?) from eating it as a kid. I can still remember the ‘gum flesh’ hanging from the roof of my mouth.
(Enjoy your lunch.)
January 18th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
I had Peanut Butter Crunch this morning for breakfast! It ain’t THAT bad…
January 18th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Only on this site can the conversation go from dead squirrells to Peanut Butter Crunch in just a blogs.
January 19th, 2007 at 11:59 am
And that is the very reason MOST of us keep comin’ back — leah, wht, nan? You out there? Just lurking these days with no smarmy comments to offer?