Grand Theft Loco
Nelsonville, OH
An early morning joy ride on a train engine — with the whistle blowing, ended back in juvenile detention for two boys who walked away from an unlocked detention home, authorities said.
The boys managed to start up the Hocking Valley Scenic Railway locomotive early Tuesday morning after breaking through a side door into the building that houses the engine, said Sgt. Edward Kurtz of Nelsonville police. No cars were attached to the engine that usually hauls tourists.
The tracks go by the windows of the city police station, and Hocking College police also noticed the engine rolling down the tracks.
“That’s very unusual. The train runs only on weekends,” Kurtz said.
He said the boys rode about 12 miles to Logan, blowing the train whistle and waking residents, stopping by a grocery store off U.S. 23, where Athens County sheriff’s deputies took them into custody.
Matthew Burks, 16, of Proctorville, and Zachary Walden, 13, of Portsmouth, are charged with juvenile counts of burglary, theft and escape, police said.
Burks, who had some knowledge of trains, was driving the engine, Kurtz said.
“He got it started and away they went,” he said.
The boys had walked away late Monday from Hocking Valley Community Residential Center in Nelsonville, where youths stay on the honor system instead of going to a state detention center after juvenile felony convictions, said Valerie Roth, assistant director.
Nelsonville is about 60 miles southeast of Columbus.
Found in the Akron Beacon Journal

January 17th, 2007 at 5:38 am
I’m guessing next time they escape they’ll take a car instead of the train. Much less conspicuous, and has the added bonus of being able to change course to avoid capture! Juvenile delinquents just get dumber and dumber…
January 17th, 2007 at 9:18 am
THIS IS GREAT! What a great stunt. The only thing that would have made it better is if they’d mooned the cops.
January 17th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Do you think they are still on the “honor system?”
January 17th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Definitely a tory to tell the grandchildren!
January 17th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Sounds like such a fun thing to do. They should’ve gotten off easier…..just this one time.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
It’s a toss up which is “funnier” the story or the comments from Mike and Ritch…