Get Me Away From the Cops!
Goleta Valley, CA
With outdoor temperatures in the 30s, deputies became concerned after spotting a young co-ed dressed in only her bra and panties staggering down an Isla Vista street after dark. It was 1 a.m. when authorities stopped her for questioning.
Unable to explain what had happened to her clothing or where she lived, the UCSB student was arrested for public intoxication.
In a drunken stupor following her arrest, and without realizing she was already in the backseat of a patrol vehicle, the 21-year-old stammered, “… get me away from the cops.â€
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

January 27th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
O’ those college days! I’m sure her parents are glad they sprung the extra bucks for her UC education. Which reminds me…I should give my son a call…just to check on his “college days”.
January 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Those were the good ol’ days, weren’t they jcastagnola? What is amazing is that she wasn;t able to get her drinking partners to get her home safely. Some friends!
January 29th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I just hope that the Duke lacrosse team wasn’t her drinking partners!!!