Two Strange Guys In Suits
Mukilteo, WA
Officers were called to the 12700 block of 52nd Pl. W for a report of two “very bizarre people in the neighborhood.” They were reported to be wearing suits, one was hitting himself in the head and the other was carrying a red notebook. They were not located.
Found in the Mukilteo Beacon

January 30th, 2007 at 5:05 am
Sounds like Mormons. They travel in pairs, don’t they? The one must have been dope-slapping himself out of frustration for lack of success. I’m guessing they weren’t found because someone finally invited them in…
January 30th, 2007 at 8:52 am
I think you’re right, Mike - they ARE Mormons. But, I think they’re wanting to break into the big time wrestling scene; the guy with the notebook is the trainer. You’ll see the individual involved in self-flagellation on the WWF soon billed as “Salt Peter”.
January 30th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Sorry, it was my boys. I’ve told the oldest a hundred times not to do that, but he won’t listen. You really want to see frightening, you should see what’s inside the red notebook!
February 1st, 2007 at 1:57 am
Curly and Moe? I had to double check location. Nope, not Chico OR Grass Valley Cali. (scratching head), Maybe they just MOVED from there though! Of course, Washington IS straight up, they could have taken a road-trip.