Greased, Naked and Out Of Control
Westerville, OH
A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.
Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.
“That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess,” Gaylor said.
Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian, with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.
Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.
Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. A message seeking comment was left at Killian’s home.
School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.
Found in the WFIE News
Thanks Luann!
January 31st, 2007 at 9:01 am
Two things. First “There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.” Perhaps they should check again. Secondly, long hair and a full beard? How old was this guy?
Okay, three things. Greased his body, but forgot about the tazer. Kinda like bringing a knife to a gun fight, isn’t it? Doh! If that’s a good student, I’d hate to see a poor student.
January 31st, 2007 at 9:01 am
I don’t know…running around naked, greased and with flailing arms doesn’t constitute an indication of substance abuse or a medical problem? So…if there’s no indication then that means that this would be considered normal behavior. Things that make you go, “Hmmmm……”
January 31st, 2007 at 9:02 am
GMTA, Ritch!
January 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
LOL, you make a good point GD. Perhaps this behavior indicates a NEED for drugs. Hand this kid a joint and see if the shannanigans don’t settle right down.
January 31st, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I blame the parents. You can’t leave teen guys unattended with a supply of grapeseed oil. It’s a recipe for disaster.
January 31st, 2007 at 12:59 pm
He must have lost a bet or something.
gd - ‘GMTA’ ?
January 31st, 2007 at 2:22 pm
GMTA = ‘Great Minds Think Alike’ Irondude.
Man, I’d pay to see the video on this. It’s a classic.
January 31st, 2007 at 6:21 pm
ironman ~~~
RE: ‘GMTA’ ?
see: http://www.acronymfinder.com/
It’s a great site . . . enjoy! I’d like to meet the guy who maintains that database.
/pats.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
The “substance abuse” IS the POOR Grapeseed oil! Somebody is gonna be REAL upset when they cannot find it in their kitchen! Just don’t let them put it back.. EWW