An Oil Fueled Rage
Parma Heights, OH
An intoxicated and disorderly 18-year-old Oakwood Road man told employees at a Pearl Road gas station Sunday that he “knew he was going to jail,” and he was “looking forward to it.”
Officers arrived on the scene moments later, and were more than happy to oblige.
Clerks had called police after the suspect went on an alcohol-induced tirade about high gas prices. While in custody, he spit on the windows inside a police cruiser. After he was booked, the suspect destroyed a jailhouse telephone.
The suspect was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, underage liquor consumption and felony vandalism for breaking the phone.
Found in the Parma Sun Post

February 1st, 2007 at 1:38 am
Was this guy wearing grapeseed oil?
February 1st, 2007 at 5:41 am
If he was, wht, I’m sure his new roommate was glad to see him…
February 1st, 2007 at 9:37 am
What’s the problem? I deplore high gas prices, too!
February 1st, 2007 at 10:49 am
Kinda got that image stuck in your head, do ya, wht? Is that what finally pulled you out of lurking status?
February 1st, 2007 at 11:04 am
LOL, Sly, I’m wondering about that image in Goddess’s head, too. But I’d be the last to judge. Think there might be a run on grapeseed oil at the Winn Dixie this weekend. Party on Goddess!
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Hey, I mean ………. you know…………………… but well……..
OK busted. ………………………….but I can’t get a “grip”!
Pun intended………………..;)