This Totally Blows
Brook Park, OH
Officers responding to a report of three people trying to break into a home on Sylvia Drive early Saturday morning found three drunken teenagers in the yard.
One of the teens was reportedly trying to shoot a blowgun dart into a car tire in the driveway.
The boys were charged with disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief and curfew violations.
Found in the News Sun

February 1st, 2007 at 1:43 am
Were THESE teenagers wearing grapeseed oil? Boy_oh_boy, the Ohio feeds are busy huh? Maybe they shoulda just left them in the yard, butt nekid (of course), put a little grapeseed oil on them, and found out how long it took to sober them up. It’s COLD in Ohio these nights. (teeth chattering) LOL
February 1st, 2007 at 1:45 am
Were THESE teenagers wearing grapeseed oil? Boy_oh_boy, the Ohio feeds are busy huh? Maybe they should have just left them in the yard, butt nekid (of course), put a little grapeseed oil on them, and found out how long it took to sober them up. It’s COLD in Ohio these nights. (teeth chattering) LOL
February 1st, 2007 at 1:47 am
Boy Travis, I am having trouble with this site tonight! Sorry for the DUP. :O
February 1st, 2007 at 8:58 am
Are you thinking that the local constabulary needs some taser gun practice, goddess?
February 1st, 2007 at 9:40 am
Actually, Ritch, I think the Ohio contingent needs some alcohol rehab and some new laws about contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
February 1st, 2007 at 9:44 am
Who contributes? We always found ours on the side of the road;-)
February 1st, 2007 at 10:47 am
Can it be considered “contributing” if the kids are already at delinquent status? Jus’ axin’……….
February 1st, 2007 at 10:58 am
Heh heh, GD, “new laws about contributing to the delinquency of a minor” Boy, the comments I could make to that, all along the lines of, “What? New laws forcing us to contribute? I remember when it used to be voluntary!”
February 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 am
ANY WINEO WILL GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT FOR A BOTTEL OF WILD IRISH ROSE THE KIDS HAVE NO PROBLUM GETTING ANYTHING FROM GUNS TO DRUGS AND BOOZ IF YOU GOT THE CASH YOU GOT THE STASH THATS THE WAY IT IS NOW DAYS SAD BUT TRUE
February 2nd, 2007 at 7:43 am
Call me naive (but don’t call me after 9 pm), but what’s the thing with grapeseed oil?
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Grape seed oil is from a couple blots back Ber. kid running around naked covered in grp seed oil (I guess he hoped to be a greased pig or something”. But it sounds like the crazies from Northern Cali (you all know the town), are moving over Ohio way. There goes the country!
THINKING>>> tasers would be a NICE touch Ritch
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
grapeseed oil is a bit pricey over here in “The ‘Braska”. Would used engine oil work as well?