Three Generations of Whoop Ass
Warrensville, OH
A Warrensville Heights teen, her mother and grandmother were arrested at about 2:35 p.m. Jan. 18 after they allegedly beat up a worker at Old Navy, 6025 Kruse Drive.
Witnesses said the girl, 15, and two women, 22 and 43, were standing around a merchandise table when the worker approached. She asked the girl and women to move so she could work on the table.
One of the assailants whipped her jacket at the worker’s face, knocking off her glasses and headset. Another grabbed the worker’s hair and pulled her to the floor.
The three began punching and kicking the worker while she lay on the floor. One of the assailants threatened to shoot the worker.
A male customer grabbed the worker off the floor and dragged her to the back of the store to rescue her. That’s when police arrived. The worker had “minor visible injuries” on her head and broken fingernails.
All three assailants were charged with misdemeanor assault. The mother was also charged with disorderly conduct because she used a profanity when addressing an officer. She said, “Get your hands off me, (BLANK), I’m pregnant.”
The mother was wanted in Warrensville Heights for failure to appear in court.
The teen was turned over to her other grandmother, who was in the store but did not take part in the attack.
Police said shoplifters have recently targeted Old Navy and that these women may or may not have been involved.
Found in the Solon Herald Sun

February 1st, 2007 at 1:48 am
Rough crowd in Ohio!
February 1st, 2007 at 5:40 am
Wht, you’re back! We thought you had gone out and found yourself another blog. Sly and the rest of the gang will be glad to know you’re okay. As far as the post goes, these “ladies” should be glad the cops were nice enough to only indicate a misdemeanor. It sure sounds like felony assault to me…
February 1st, 2007 at 9:10 am
Those ages have to be a misprint, even for Ohio:
“the girl, 15, and two women, 22 and 43,”
Now, if this was West Virginia, I can see that. You find a lot of 7 year old girls getting knocked up.
February 1st, 2007 at 9:42 am
Sounds like they should be shopping at Wal-Mart instead of Old Navy! Right, Ber?
February 1st, 2007 at 9:43 am
Ritch, glad to know I’m not the only one who caught that. But it also says the grandmother was in another part of the store and didn’t take place in hte attack. MAybe the 22 was a sister, and 21 is a better age to start having kids then 7
February 1st, 2007 at 10:46 am
WHT!!!! Now, if we can just coax nan and leah into coming back out to play, this place will feel like home again…….
As to the post, Daisy says that that must have been one hell of a sale.
February 1st, 2007 at 10:54 am
Your ‘benefit of the doubt’ gives me hope, Night, but it would seem that BOTH grandmothers were in the store. Notice:
“The teen was turned over to her other grandmother, who was in the store”
Grandma 1, who is several years younger than me (I make that point because I can’t imagine having a 15 year old grandchild unless there was some seriously underage sex going on…which, at 15, I would have welcomed!), was involved in the smack down. Grandma 2, I’m sure, was doing reconnaisance elsewhere in the store. Still, she got custody of young Brittany.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Can’t get those ages figured out — I also have a 15-year-old but I seem to be older than everyone else in the story. I’m 45. I can’t see me, my 15-year-old and my 69-year-old mother beating up the Old Navy salesgirl.
February 2nd, 2007 at 7:41 am
Maybe they were talking “dog years”…
I wonder how many mullets were injured in the scuffle.
It would have been a bigger brawl in Walmart, gdfunkrr, and the situation would have been more of this kind of scenario:
A Walmart Associate was brutally beaten when she approached a family of wide-assed, sweatpants-clad females standing in the middle of an aisle in the toy department. It appeared the women had rummaged through the Bratz doll display, tossing some onto the floor and trampling on them, while, according to one of the women, Tamberlee Pyle,14, they were searching for one particular doll ‘that don’t look like no illegal ‘ (quote).
The Walmart Associate, whose name is withheld by request, was beaten about the face and kicked multiple times when she requested the women move away from the doll display so that she could straighten it up.
‘All we was doin was lookin for a babydoll for Tamberlee’s little girl to take along when she goes to see her daddy up at the Pen’, Tamberlee’s mother, Luella Lister,27, said. ‘Swear to God, that’s all my baby girls was doin, ain’t no harm in that!’ added Opalyne Crump,40, the grandmother involved in the fracas.
All three women were taken into custody on charges of assault and battery. Pearleequa Pyle, Tamberlee’s 18 month old daughter, was taken to foster care, where she had her hair brushed and nose wiped for the first time in her life.
February 2nd, 2007 at 8:54 am
Oh, Ber!!! I’ve missed you!!!
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Thanks guyz. I’ve missed yall too! I’ve checked in occasionally, I have to keep my STM High maintained! LOL.
Ber, you have some B B gun Action going on in there HUH? I know you’re used to a WHOLE lot more action, by the U N L kids though. If ANY of them could be as well read and articulate they MAY just get something out of the education and graduate!!! Boy have I missed your stories!
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Ber, the “well read and articulate”, was meaning “as well read and articulate as you are”. WE ALL LOVE YOUR ENTERTAINING YARNS!
February 2nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Well, I ws trying to think of someing interesting to post and realized that there is nothing I could add that would rival Ber’s new flash. I enjoyed it, Ber, Thanks.
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Flattery will get you, well, just about anywhere….
February 3rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
But will it get me a night at the Blue Banana?
February 3rd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
RFLMAO!!