It’s Laundry Day
Atlanta, GA
A police officer saw a half-dressed woman walking down Arthur Street one evening. She wore “only a shirt and nothing to cover her lower half,” the officer noted. So, the officer asked why she wasn’t wearing any clothes to cover her genitals or buttocks. “It’s laundry day,” the woman replied.
The woman, age 28, was charged with public indecency and taken to jail.
Found in Creative Loafing
February 5th, 2007 at 7:46 am
So Britney Spears “hangs out” in Atlanta now?
February 5th, 2007 at 9:27 am
To get away from the papparazzi, Ber. Now she has to put up with them there picture takers.
February 5th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Was she that bad lookin’ that the cop had to actually use the term indecency? I’m thinkin’ she met some really friendly people in her new over-night accomodations. Bet she feels smarter when she gets out the next day — and she wasn’t even at a Holiday Inn Express!!!
February 5th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
I am sure she tried to buy some clean underware but found the store was robbed of every one of their 428 pairs of panties (and 28 bars).
In the officer’s defense, one of the first things I think about when I see a twenty-something female without bottoms is placing her in handcuffs. Sounds to me like the cop had his priorities straight. (only kidding, but I couldn’t resist). At least in jail she will get free laudry services and a nive bright orange overalls.
February 6th, 2007 at 2:29 am
lol, you guys… ewww…… somehow, that just wasn’t as nice a picture in my head ironman, as it was in yours…. sey la ve’
February 8th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Darn, Noone ever walks around my neighborhood half naked, but it’s -2 Fahrenheit here, so it’s no wonder—o well—sigh. :}