The Closet Full of $25 Suits
Chattanooga, TN
Kenny Wilson said he found someone had been in the closet of his residence in the 2500 block of Wilson Street. He said someone had poured bleach on all of his dress suits.
Police said there was $500 in damage to 20 suits. There was no sign of forced entry.
Found in the Chattanoogan
February 8th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Do I smell a comprehensive insurance scam or is that the bleach?–Funny how they got it on all 20—lol
February 8th, 2007 at 5:27 am
Hmm, a closet full of cheap suits…. This fella must be a used car salesman! Rule one; Never sell a lemon to someone who knows where you live, they could hit you where it hurts by ruining the very cheap suits which are your life’s blood…
February 8th, 2007 at 6:23 am
Bleaching a green polyester leisure suit with wide lapels and bell bottom pants can only improve the darn thing. I just hope the bleach didn’t spill on his gold chains and platform loafers.
February 8th, 2007 at 10:27 am
If you’d have included a comb-over with that description, Ber, you’d have me to a T!!!
February 8th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I guess I read it differently than you all. I read it as $500 damage per suit (as opposed to $500 total damage). That would make each suit more expensive than the typical Men’s Warehouse rack item. I guess I figured Mr. Wilson was the same Wilson as in Wilson Street and therefore must be able to afford more expensive suites. Must have been an x-wife or vengful housekeeper.
Also, interesting how the caller in mentioned by their full name. Very unusual for the posts we see.
February 8th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I guess I read it differently than you all. I read it as $500 damage per suit (as opposed to $500 total damage). That would make each suit more expensive than the typical Men’s Warehouse rack item. I guess I figured Mr. Wilson was the same Wilson as in Wilson Street and therefore must be able to afford more expensive suites. Must have been an x-wife or vengful housekeeper.
Also, interesting how the caller in mentioned by their full name. Very unusual for the posts we see.