The Handcuff Party
Chico, CA
4:09 p.m. Information from citizen reported on the 900 block of Olive Street. “Reporting party received a flier for a ‘handcuff party.’ She has a lot of concerns and questions.”
Found in the Orion
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
February 8th, 2007 at 3:27 am
OMFG! This Sounds like a job for……..SUPERMAN!
February 8th, 2007 at 3:36 am
hehe, I can only imagine what her concerns and questions are… lmao… she just wants to know if they come with extra sets of keys i bet… lol
February 8th, 2007 at 5:24 am
If the idea of a handcuff party bothers you, DON’T GO! Why call the law and spoil somebody else’s (probably) innocent fun just because you’ve got a stick up your a$$? The police should take the “reporting party” with them when they go ruin these people’s evening.
February 8th, 2007 at 6:21 am
“We’d love to help you out, ma’am, and investigate, but we’ll be all tied up that evening..”
February 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Ber - you crack me up!!! Actually, it’s probably a Mary Kay party and the only way they could get people to show up was through titillating advertising.
February 8th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
A friend of mine had an “adult toy” party and it was caclled a handcuff party. Each of the guests received a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.
February 8th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Golly, Ma’am, we’d like to catch that villian but someone has stolen all our handcuffs!
That lady better have looks (presumably why she was invovted to a handcuff party to begin with) because intellegence simply isn’t in her corner.
February 8th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Concerns and questions, huh? Well, let’s see………. no, you don’t need to oil them much; yes, the fuzzy ones really are soft and come in more colors than pink; no, extra keys do not come with each pair - although you can purchase them for a small fee; when tightening them keep in mind that they do not give at all, so don’t apply too much pressure - you CAN cut off circulation (to whatever member you’ve attached them to); finally, have fun….experiment……..and keep the key in a safe place.