The Beastie Boy
Rio Grande, NM
10:24 p.m. — A female caller said her 16-year-old son was possessed by the “Beast” and kept referencing the number of the Beast. She wanted the son removed from her home because she feared for her life. The phone number the woman left was not a working number, police said, and a phone trace showed no address. Police were unable to locate the caller.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
February 13th, 2007 at 1:54 am
obviously this beast has sophisticated caller-id jamming capabilities… be very afraid
February 13th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Does anyone else ever feel sorry for the kids of these lunatics? They don’t stand a chance!
February 13th, 2007 at 3:21 am
As long as he is not puking green slime or masturbating with a cross, he’s fine.
February 13th, 2007 at 5:37 am
I wonder if this is the “sex” lady again? If so I wonder who sexed her to beget such an evil child….
February 13th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Well, yeah. He’s 16 years old. We were ALL possessed by the beast at 16 years old! At 16 years old, we’re like monkeys, we can’t keep our hands off of it! Now, the beast just stops in for a beer every now and then.
February 13th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Ber? Show the pics!
February 13th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Please?