The Case of the Unwanted Wedgie
Chico, CA
3:45 p.m. Sex fondle/battery reported on the 1400 block of Neal Dow Avenue. “Suspects gave victim a ‘wedgie,’ pulled up her underwear.”
Found in the Orion
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
February 20th, 2007 at 12:51 am
We, as a society, are getting ridiculous. Because of the style there is a house rule that if I can see your underwear you get a wedgie. So I was technically f/b 7 year-old girls?
February 20th, 2007 at 4:02 am
Definately have people out there that THINK they are better than others.
Although some people don’t realize the recourse of their actions before hand. Others don’t realize, They can’t take a joke!
–That’s what society is coming to.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:12 am
sex fondle/battery ? for a wedgie??? omg, now its not even save to pull somebodys pants UP…..
February 20th, 2007 at 5:30 am
The way I see it, if you’re going around with your underwear in plain sight, you are a valid wedgie target. If you wear your pants around your hips and your thong up around your waist with a “midriff” shirt, not only do you look like you can’t dress yourself, but that thong makes a tempting target… This bit of ridiculousness is kind of like taping a $5 bill to your shoe, and calling the law on anyone who tries to pick it up.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:46 am
If she was wearing a thong, would it be a wedgie? If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
February 20th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Nope, gd, and if a man speaks in the forest without his wife around, he’s not wrong either.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
With a thong it could have cut her in half, all she needed is a little sand!!! That should teach her to run around with her wonderwear up above her jeans. How does pulling them UP^^, turn it into a fondle unless he PHYSICALLY touched her private area? Some people LOVE to be considered a victim!! Seriously, assult and battery could float, but NOT “fondle/battery”.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
around here, we call a thong showing above the back of a girls pants a “whale tail”.
February 21st, 2007 at 2:15 am
Is that to go with the tramp stamp as well, Ber?
February 21st, 2007 at 10:27 am
Help me out with the lingo sly. Is a ‘tramp stamp’ one of those tattoos girls get on their lower back, just above their butt crack?
February 21st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Nah Ritch thats an Overwipe—lmao
February 21st, 2007 at 8:08 pm
You got it Ritch. You don’t need my help.
February 21st, 2007 at 9:27 pm
ewwwwwww
February 24th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
OMG guyz. I have nothing left to IMAGIME…
I TOTALLY agree with you Ber: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW