The Hot Frozen Chicken
Appleton, WI
A man living in the 200 block of Olde Pulley Lane reported that someone had entered his apartment and stolen the frozen chicken patties out of his freezer. He said he had just purchased them from Wal-Mart and knew they were in there. Nothing else was reported missing.
Found in the Appleton Post
February 21st, 2007 at 1:36 am
Sombody takes Ambien (a sleeping tablet), at night and sleep-eats!!! From what I understand, a lot of this is happening. I mean, at night when I go to bed, someone comes in and eats all of my Rocky Road Ice cream, it is REALLY wizzin’ me off too!
February 21st, 2007 at 2:14 am
Better wizzed off than wizzed on, I always say.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am
Unless you’re into that sort of thing, sly. But, seriously…. The Appleton Chicken Bandit strikes again! Better lock up those nuggets, folks!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:45 am
No need to lock up my nuggets, Mike. Remember the machete?
February 21st, 2007 at 10:08 am
Not to mention your own little private game of “Whack-A-Mole” you like to play……….
February 21st, 2007 at 3:20 pm
ya know, that happens to me quite often, I buy 2 bags of those chicken patties everytime i get groceries ( I have 2 teenage boys ) and I thought it might be them eating me out of house and home, but, maybe??? I should call the police, I just might have a chicken pattie thief too….. lmao
February 21st, 2007 at 8:04 pm
He should be glad his chicken was stolen. I am too frightened to eat chicken from wal-mart!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:09 pm
And I gave you advice on how to avoid that scenario on that thread, gd, but did you listen to me? Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo. That’ll learn ya, dern ya.
February 24th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Hey, guys, when are we going to have our Walmart parking lot white trash barbeque potluck meet and greet? Travis can pour the Cook’s Sparkling Wine (on sale for 3.49 a bottle) and we can all bring sloppy joe fixin’s and chips and Sam’s Club accoutrements. (And Road Kill Cafe can cater the “exotic” barbeque). All children under the age of 3 can be admitted free ONLY if they have bare Kool-aid stained bellies, saggy Pampers, and snotty noses running like leaky faucets.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
mole noses
Mole removal can be considered once we understand more about moles.