I’m Not A Bank Robber
Rio Grande, NM
2:15 p.m. — Century Bank said a man came into the bank and started asking strange questions about where the vault was.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:40 am
ha, he needs to come to my town to do that…. just a few weeks ago, a guy robbed a bank, right across the street from the Sherriff’s dept… AND HE GOT AWAY, LMAO… true story
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 am
I’m sure Barney was at Floyd’s gettin’ a haircut and Andy was takin’ Aunt Bee to the cafe for coffee and pie served up by none other than Thelma Lou.
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I worked at a bank for a few years—the vault was right out in the open for everyone to see. Big stainless steel door and I had to wipe it constantly because I couldn’t stand fingerprint smudges and someone with extra greazy phalanges always came along and touched it in unnecessary places. Needless to say I caught her one day and it wasn’t a mystery anymore. However she did get fired (I forget the exact terminology they used) for not being nice to the customers, being it was her job as a CSR. lol