Mad Max, Beyond Rio Grande
Rio Grande, NM
8:51 p.m. — Two men with shaved heads were drag racing, a Sandy Lane caller said. The caller also said his neighbor died recently and the same people who were drag racing also turned on his dead neighbor’s water spigot. The caller said the drag racers had also stolen cones the city water department put around a hole.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:23 am
Two men with shaved heads wearing dresses and racing? On foot or in cars, I wonder? Yeah, I know, but it sounds more interesting my way…. As for the spigot, hey running a footrace in a dress is thirsty work. And I’m sure they needed those cones to mark the course.
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:54 pm
What if they weren’t bald headed men–maybe he would have came up with a description of the vehicles? I could see cops asking every bald man in the county if they were drag racing and drinking some Sandy Lane Spigot water.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I wonder if they have little pieces of toilet paper all over their heads after they shave like I have on my face after I shave?
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:05 am
i actually can come up with nothing for that.
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:24 pm
They are getting into some STRANGE RITUALS for FUNERALS aren’t they. They are just doing the Brittany needs some QUIET TIME parties.
Yes you can BL: Brittany/shaved head. At least we can ALWAYS get a little humor out of good ol Brit…
I still say she took her hair away so they couldn’t prove all of the drug use, but maybe she just wasn’t getting enough attention that day!!