No Way. I’m Totally Sober
Lakewood, OH
Police arrested a man for driving under influence after he backed into a stop sign along Orchard Grove Avenue, drove over his neighbor’s grass and then proceeded to urinate on the tree lawn.
The incident occurred at 11:20 p.m. Friday.
Found in the Lakewood Sun Post
And…
Olmstead Falls, OH
A Cleveland man was arrested last week after a traffic crash with a police car near the railroad tracks on Brookside Drive.
The man reportedly sideswiped the cruiser while it was responding to a 911 call, causing damage to the vehicle.
He was given a sobriety test and failed, nearly tripling the legal limit for blood-alcohol content.
Found in the News Sun
February 26th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Apparently it was a wild weekend up in Ohio. But then, if I lived in Ohio I’d probably be drinkin’ too.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I’m in Ohio and don’t drink a drop–there are just a lot of morons up this way but not as many as there are in Grass Valley. lol
February 27th, 2007 at 12:21 am
boy this state has nothing on grass valley, ca.
I just love reading the things that come out of there.
Is that town living like it was mayberry, nc. or what.
This site keeps me going most or the day.
February 27th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
What’s wrong with Ohio? Or North Carolina? If a website keeps you going–you need to get a life!!
February 28th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Did I hear the telltale sound of a pot calling a kettle black?