Great Reasons To Call 911
Bozeman, MT
A boy on Frank Road dialed 911 and hung up after his mom refused to take him to the pet store.
Found in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle
And…
Grass Valley, CA
At 10:52 a.m., a woman called 911 from the 600 block of Packard Drive. She hung up. When dispatcher called her back, she said she was concerned because her power was out but she was fine.
Found in the Union
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 am
Honest officer, if I don’t feed my hampster Billy, he’ll die, and my Mom is being a B…h!
as far as the woman….
Let’s say her electric bong had a battery backup.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:25 am
The kid needs a spanking, and the grass valley lady needs an expensive class on dealing with emergency situations (like the three thousand dollar “alcohol management” classes they send drunk drivers to these days).
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:54 am
It ain’t a day until we’ve heard from Grass Valley.
And GT, I’m worldly in many ways, but an electric bong? I guess that’s for the psycodelic light show. Sharper Image Cateloge Number: STONER034
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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Electric \ i-’lec-trik \ adj …. Bong \’bang\
one that runs on electric-lol-
First you plug it into a typical 110v household outlet, and then you put your product of choice into the receiver, and whilst holding a button for a short duration of time it’ll do the igniting and sucking for you till the chamber is full to desired inhalation amounts, (which vary in degrees of lung capacity ability), and you just inhale the billowing white stuff.
Best suited for Jaba Da Hutt types.
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:26 am
We get it, GT. You know all about doing drugs.
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:32 pm
lets all go hit GT’s lectric thingamajig… and all meet at the Road Kill… I’ma bringin muh bib wit me…. hehe maybe the boys hampster will have starved by then, and that’ll be dessert….
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
can’t use them in Tracy, CA no extension cords and plugs on Central Avenue near 10th Street I better go to grass valley
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Just because I know, does not mean I do….Sylvia