A Great Story For Your Dentist
Charlotte, NC
At a certain Morehead Street bar, a 22-year-old Chapel Hill man sustained an injury from an employee of the establishment — surprisingly, not from a bouncer or bartender clocking him upside the head. According to the report, “The man received an injury to his tooth while watching a female dance on a pole.” Both he and the dancer stated it was an accident and no criminal intent was involved. The fact that he still filed a report must be charity to this Blotter writer.
Found in Creative Loafing
March 8th, 2007 at 1:51 am
Billy finally sees a neked woman and his jaw dropped open and he lost his other toof!
Either that or she got to spinning around the pole and he got too close and got kicked in the chops by a black leather boot! :p
March 8th, 2007 at 6:44 am
Yeah, most Carolinians I know usually break their “over toof” biting into a shooter glass or something every time Kimberly Lynn shakes her pimply ass in their sweating and drooling faces… there are some equally strange and entertaining bars over here on the east’ard side, too…
March 8th, 2007 at 9:07 am
So, Leah - have you ever thought of AA?
March 8th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
The ONLY thing Mike? That alone is pretty impressive.
While we’re on the subject of dentists, my wife went to her’s a couple weeks back because she was having a problem with a tooth. The doctor gave her, I think, nitris oxide (sp?) and as it started to take affect she’s trying to make conversation and says, “You know Dr. Hutchison, a hard doctor’s good to find.” (Translation: Good dentist is hard to find) Even under the nitris, she said she could feel herself turning red. More amazingly, she actually shared this with me KNOWING that I’d NEVER let her live it down. “Wanna play dentist baby?”
March 8th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
the blotter story wasnt that interesting to me, but ritches story was! thanks for sharing that ritch. it was entertaining!
March 9th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a “teethbrush”.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Thx, Ber, now you need to come clean the coffee off my monitor………..
March 9th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Did it spew out from your nose? EXCELLENT!