The Breakup, Crackup, Burnup
Chattanoota, TN
Police said a boyfriend who was asked to move out of his girlfriend’s house on Longview Drive responded by setting her clothes on fire.
Officer Robert Bell said he found the fire still burning when he went to investigate.
The girlfriend said she asked him to leave because he would not get a job.
She said she came home from work to find the fire that was consuming her clothes, some pictures and other items. She said he also tore the electrical box off the residence.
She told the officer the boyfriend was apparently hiding in nearby woods.
The officer said the woman herself smelled of an intoxicant. She said she had consumed five beers.
Found in the Chattanoogan
March 16th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Now you get up on out my trailer “HICCUP” so my new boyfriend can move in. “Hiccup” At least HE’s got a JOB!
March 16th, 2007 at 4:58 am
So she drank 5 beers between getting home and the cops arriving, and the fire was still going when the cops arrived? Either she’s one fast drinker, or that was one BIG fire…
March 16th, 2007 at 9:32 am
OK. Let’s go back over the established process.
1. Wait for boyfriend to leave the house.
2. Get locks changed.
3. Tell boyfriend he is not to return.
4. Put boyfriend’s belongings on the porch.
5. Go drinking
She just got things a bit out of order that’s all.
Besides…with fights like this the making sex must be awesome!
March 16th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
As Beyonce’ says, ” To the Left, To The Left…
The lady has a LOT of clothes to burn!! Sorry, HAD! AND when you dump one guy in Tenn., you need to go to the bar to find another!
Nuff said?
March 16th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! WOW!
March 17th, 2007 at 9:47 am
A sudden fascination with kitchen knives, pruning shears, and chicken necks usually gets rid of a**holes like that guy. Trust me, it works.
March 19th, 2007 at 4:49 am
(shudder)