The Barista Burglar
Durango, CO
Someone went into a woman’s house in the 700 block of College Drive and made coffee for her, she reported at 8:44 a.m.
Found in the Durango Herald
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 16th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Such a kind gesture.
I wouldn’t be too worried unless of course you lived alone and don’t own a coffe maker. :0
March 17th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Not so kind if she doesn’t like coffee, GT.
March 17th, 2007 at 7:15 am
Another sleepwalker. Send her to my house. Shee can make coffe for me. too.
March 17th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Wonder what she had been smoking or whatever before 8:44 a.m.?
March 17th, 2007 at 7:38 am
she would have reported it sooner but she just cant deal with this sort of thing till she has had her first cup of coffee.
March 17th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Reminds me a of a pair of gentleman (good ol’ boys from North Carolina) burglars who once broke into a woman’s house, tied her to a kitchen chair, and occaisionally stirred the soup she had simmering on the stove while they carefully ransacked the place looking for money and other drugs.
March 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Then she would be like me Mike–A Coffee hater! :p
March 18th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I’m a three double-espresso a day man, myself. I’d be grateful for the joe…
March 19th, 2007 at 10:59 am
The hot liquid aspect is where I stop…I’m an ice-cold caffeine-free Pepsi guy meself.
March 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
5′ll getcha 10 it was some guy who liked her thinking he would do something nice for her. Imagine his surprise when Andy and Barney showed up. I’ve got another 5 that says he’ll never come clean as a result. Sorta spoiled the moment.
Still, nice gesture though it was, it would be a little freaky. He’s probably realizing that about now.