The Nighttime Sniffling Sneezing Loose Morals Medicine
Columbia, SC
A 56-year-old man reported March 5 that someone bought Coricidin HBP, an over-the-counter cold medicine, and gave it to a female minor. The girl said the person who gave it to her told her it would make her hyper. The report said one Coricidin pill caused the young-un to become habitually disobedient and endangered her morals.
Found in the Free Times

March 20th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Contributing to the brattiness of a minor. lol
March 20th, 2007 at 4:59 am
Oh, NO! Not the dreaded “One Pill Super Instant Brat Kit”! I think there’s a bit more to this young-un’s problem than one hit of Coricidin.
March 20th, 2007 at 7:46 am
How does “one pill” = “habitually”? Aren’t they mutually exclusive?
Being a Northern boy, the term “young-un” cracked me up all by itself. I’m just getting used to “ya’ll” now that I’m a relocated yankee.
March 20th, 2007 at 7:53 am
And the thing is, most 15 year olds don’t need a pill to act that way. Those shiny new hormones are usually more than sufficient.
BTW Ironman, what you need to realize is that while a very few folks may still say that down here, NO ONE writes it. Seems the reporter was trying his hand at humor with at least some success.
March 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!