Flirting With the Police
Durango, CO
10:25 a.m. A woman wearing spandex and a white cutoff T-shirt was acting suspiciously in the Durango Community Recreation Center weight room. Officers found she was hitting on people and asking personal questions.
Found in the Durango Herald
March 21st, 2007 at 1:05 am
Unwanted flirtation and being nosey aren’t a crime unless you are stuck on yourself.
March 21st, 2007 at 4:37 am
Maybe not GT, but if she looked like most women who wear spandex, I see why someone might call 911..
March 21st, 2007 at 9:20 am
What gets me is that flirting and being nosey is considered ’suspicious’. I get the feeling that the complaintant, if a man, probably resembled Quasimoto or, if a woman, didn’t appreciate the competition. Regardless, a little socialization appears to be in order.
March 21st, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Mike, do most men look good in spandex??
March 21st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I thought most people look good in spandex. But then again, they don’t make spandex face masks.
March 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 am
Sylvia, almost nobody looks good in spandex. As a corollary to that, anyone who might look good in spandex probably wouldn’t wear it for fear of looking like a hooker (male or female). Men who wear spandex and don’t have a bicycle handy just look queer.
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:52 am
A quick stroll through Walmart on any given summer Saturday will me make you a spandex hater forever.
March 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Word!