A Frequent Flyer
City of Española, NM
A caller reported that he was in western New York state and had no idea how he got there. The man then stated that he was on the west side of Española and needed an ambulance. A woman picked up the phone and said she was a nurse at the Hacienda de Salud nursing home. The caller was a mental patient, she said, and she was taking away his cell phone.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun

November 25th, 2005 at 1:48 pm
It’s uncanny how much the west side of Espanola, New Mexico and the west side of New York state resemble eachother. I’ve made the same mistake myself.
November 26th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
So thats where my Junkie Buddy has been,Think he’s into the junk again!
November 28th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
mental patients have cell phones?
November 28th, 2005 at 9:53 pm
Next thing you know, they’ll have the internet.
November 28th, 2005 at 10:04 pm
We do!
November 28th, 2005 at 10:49 pm
Its the end of the world … Anything is possible
November 29th, 2005 at 11:31 am
why shouldn’t patients at a mental insitute have the internet or cell phones, we let government workers have them
November 29th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
just the reason str8 jackets were made
November 29th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
if you dont know where you are or going and have mental issues you should not be on a plane by your self.
November 30th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
You have to be mental to sign some of those contracts
November 30th, 2005 at 4:37 pm
For god sakes the real issue here is that not only do the Redford and Lapeer police departments have cells and net, but the morons have guns!
December 1st, 2005 at 2:28 am
Rednecks in FL have cell phones (I don’t know about the internet) … Again, anything is possible.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:28 pm
No its that any Americans have guns. Well, we’re not too bad in the what most of you call the Yankee states, im sure lots of these loggers have an arsonal of rifles in their truck cab and KNOW HOW TO USE THEM
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:52 am
shotgun in every pickup…yeeehawww