Nothing On TV But Crap
Avon Lake, OH
An Avon woman may say that it stinks having uninvited visitors literally. A Sandy Lane woman reported Sunday that someone came in her home while she was napping and left a memento behind. A pile of dog feces was found in front of her television, she claimed.
Found in the Sun
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:15 am
OMG LOL Lassie exacts revenge on narcoleptic viewer.
I am sorry to bother you with this officer, but I live alone and I do not own a dog, but I fell asleep watching Lassie and when I awakened I found this huge pile of DOG POOP on the floor in front of my TV.
March 22nd, 2007 at 4:41 am
See what happens when you leave the doggie door unlocked?
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:31 am
How did she know it was dog poop? The absence of corn?
March 22nd, 2007 at 7:35 am
Berlincoln, it was the fact that no toilet paper was left behind.
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:06 am
I was thinking the same thing Ber. Wonder if they called in “CSI Avon Lake”. Boy, that’d be a ripping episode!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:06 am
I guess someone doesn’t use a poop-a-scope and the neighbors got tired of it.
Remember Ber, if it looks like dog poo, smells like dog poo and tastes like dog poo it is probably dog poo.
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Um, Iron Dude, in general terms, I really can’t argue the validity of your point. I will say this though, you haven’t met my mother in law.
Then, on second thought, she probably does meet all your criteria. Perhaps all these years it’s been that the naturalists have simply misclassified her as human….which is already a stretch.
March 22nd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Sorry, Ritch, I’m with Iron on this one. If you need any further proof, check out a sketch called “Chebornek” (not sure of spelling) by Cheech and Chong. It should shed some light…
March 22nd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
LOL MIKE! “Gotta pinch a loaf”.
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:43 am
LOL Ber
“Gotta take the kids to the city pool”
March 24th, 2007 at 9:18 am
I have to drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl….
March 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am
“Gotta lay some cable”
March 26th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
The visual on this one just cracks me up!!