That’s Just Daffy
Erie County, NY
A woman on Curley Drive called the police because a pair of ducks was building a nest at the bottom of a tree in her front yard.
Found in Bee News
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 24th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Duck love isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:00 am
She lied–they weren’t ducks at all–they were monkeys—I have exclusive video of the offenders. lmao
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/monkey_cock.htm
[Edit- GT, that's hiliarous, but don't forget to warn people it's Not Safe For Work! -->Travis]
March 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Migratory ducks? If so they’re protected by Federal Law. Best to make sure they are not disturbed…
March 24th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Now, Mike, you know the Chef was licking his chops thinking about Duck Soup…
March 24th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Now he wants me to dig up all 5 Marx Brothers?! That might take awhile…
March 25th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Sorry Travis—I didn’t think about how others may perceive it either–Sorry if anyone is offended
March 25th, 2007 at 8:18 am
Better yet, Horse Feathers, where Groucho tells someone, “Go, and never darken my towels again!”
March 25th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Not only bad taste, it has nothing to do with ducks building nests around the bottom of a tree….
March 25th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
OMG–One of them!
March 26th, 2007 at 8:26 am
She was obviously afraid the birds would attract a cat burgler.
Don’t worry GT, I believe Monkey Business was another of the Marx brother films, so the link was remotely on topic after all. (nice save, huh.)
March 26th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
UHm even if I do have bad taste a Duck and monkey bar B Q—sounds good.
March 26th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
GT, got a great laugh from that, actually the whole office enjoyed it to!