Sleeping But Not Beauty
Costa Mesa, CA
A Laguna Niguel man allegedly broke into a woman’s home and fell asleep on her couch naked, according to police. The woman called authorities early Saturday morning after waking up to find Michael Bonnie, 36, on her couch covered by a blanket, Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Matt Grimmold said. The two did not appear to know each other, Grimmold said.
Police arrested Bonnie on suspicion of residential burglary and indecent exposure. He is being held on $250,000 bail.
Found in the OC Register
March 26th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
[...] Sleeping But Not Beauty Costa Mesa, CA A Laguna Niguel man allegedly broke into a woman s home and fell asleep on her couch naked, according to police. The woman called authorities early Saturday morning after waking up to find Michael Bonnie, 36, on her couch covered by a blanket, Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Matt Grimmold said. The two did not appear to know each other, Grimmold said. Police arrested Bonnie on suspicion of residential burglary and indecent exposure. He is being held on $250,000 bail. Found in the OC Register [...]
March 27th, 2007 at 3:09 am
Oops, He went to the wrong house while he was extremely drunk and incoherent—hell he must have thought he was home—–but how about that $250,000 fine? should have just murdered a family, stole their house, ate their food and dog, and even drain their accounts, and would be out on recog already–lol
March 27th, 2007 at 4:55 am
That’s not the fine GT, it’s his bail. A bit steep, methinks…
March 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am
It is rather odd, isn’t it gang. I mean the guy’s an idiot…more than likely a drunken idiot, but still. Burglery? $250,000 bail? He’s just a harmless idiot, not a menace to society…hey, that’s a great name for a band!
March 27th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Perhaps breaking and entering, but not Burglery. The guy was naked. Where was he keeping the stash? Nix that question. There only one possible answer and I’d rather not go there.
Her husband probably invited him to stay. I saw You, Me and Dupree. Next thing you know he’ll be reaching for the butter.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Maybe SHE was drunk, invited him back to her house for a “nightcap” and forgot all about it in the morning…until she woke up. And then, to cover up her indiscretion, she fabricated the story.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:51 am
gd, you’re coming up with some interesting and very likely observations today. I also noticed your comment on the Oxy. ^5
March 28th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
thats kinda odd. i once woke up in another state, even if it was ND. strange story. ha ha.