Those Damn Courtesy Lights
Mukilteo, WA
A woman reported that someone broke into her car and installed courtesy lights. She also went to her doctor and reported that her Oxycodone had been stolen. The doctor told the officer that she had prescribed 120 Oxycodone pills only six days prior and she would not be issuing a new prescription.
Found in the Mukilteo Beacon
March 27th, 2007 at 3:05 am
Courtesy lights? Is that like a courtesy flush? lol
She may be back here again–she’ll have to rob a drug store to get more oxys.
March 27th, 2007 at 4:54 am
I think the courtesy lights might illuminate the solution to the oxy mystery…
March 27th, 2007 at 6:22 am
What the? Need to get me some of them thar oxys. Dome light in my car ain’t worked for years.
March 27th, 2007 at 7:41 am
Well, ya dumb, doped up broad. If you’d just shut up and play dumb, maybe the elves will come back tonight and install a harmon kardon stereo and a nav system.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I guess whoever took the oxys from her car decided to make it up to her by installing the curtesy lights. Now the poilice will have to remove the curtesy lights as evidence.
She won’t have to rob a drug store, GT. She’ll just have to find a new doctor. Perhaps one looking to replace Anna Nicole Smith as a patient.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:19 am
I’m thinking it was a courtesy that someone stole her oxys.
March 27th, 2007 at 9:14 am
I’m thinking she accidentally hit the switch on the dashboard while she was jonesin’ over not being able to find where she stashed her pills.
March 27th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Were there actually courtesy lights?
March 28th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
that many oxys and i think shes got her own dome lights–lol. close encounters of the oxy kind?