A Head Case
Rio Grande, NM
7:23 p.m. —A man said his head hurt and he did not know why. He did not hit his head on anything but he did drink four six-packs of beer earlier that day. His eyes hurt, too, the man said.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 28th, 2007 at 5:00 am
Hmm, drank a case of beer…. Now my head and eyes hurt….. It must be some mystery illness! No mystery to the brown bottle flu…
March 28th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Didn’t hit his head…that he knew of!
March 28th, 2007 at 9:07 am
…an I kan’t stop peein’!
March 28th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Must be a TUMOR! Since the beer failed, maybe some medicinal pot will help. Or better yet, perhaps he can use the oxys he found in that car.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Sounds like someone had the Three Stooges over for some drinks and after all the eye poking and slaps to the head and a case of beer he just forgot.
March 28th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
It always hurts like hell when my eyeballs are floating in booze.
March 28th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
maybe his head hurts from smashing the 24 empties on it? i never understood why anyone would attempt that trick, how mundane.