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Scorro, NM
A man on NE Frontage Road reported at 1:30 p.m. he went out to his vehicle and discovered that a Colt .22 caliber pistol, three .22 caliber rifles, a JVC AM/FM/CD player, and numerous CDs had been stolen from inside the car and the trunk. Later in the day he noticed the suspect come into his place of employment in the 500 block of Otero and sold a co-worker some CD’s. He asked to see them and they were his. To recap the story so far: the thief tried to sell stolen stuff to the guy he stole from. The suspect was located a few hours later by other officers and one of the stolen rifles was found in his vehicle. He was arrested and released to the custody of a relative. He told officers he would return the items. Later, the thief returned guns to police, but he returned more guns than were reportedly stolen.
Found in the Small Town News Service
March 30th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Numbskull!
March 30th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Hmm, sumpin’ don’t smell exactly right here… Did the one guy underreport the theft (for whatever reason) or did the thief forget which ones he stole from whom, and just grabbed them all?
March 30th, 2007 at 7:21 am
And what was all that firepower doing sitting around in vehicles anyway? You know, I have been wondering where to keep my valuables..the car! That’s the ticket!
March 30th, 2007 at 8:07 am
Ode To Socorro
Oh Socorro, you jewel of the prairie,
You’d have my heart were you not to scary,
But fun you are with your drugs and your guns,
And a grand reputation for your native sons.
Your men are idiots and your women are fat,
Drunk and hairy, both are like that,
Perhaps it’s the heat or the deep isolation,
But you give us pause for wonderous reflection.
March 30th, 2007 at 8:32 am
I think you’ve captured the flavor of Socorro, Ritch. LOL
March 30th, 2007 at 8:56 am
That was masterful, Ritch. LOL
March 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am
LOL, thanks. And I’ll betcha’ll a donut that I’m the only one here who’s ever been there. Believe me, I’m not bragging. Just giving you insight into my inspiration.
March 30th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
lmfao ritch, that was pretty damn good!!
March 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
awww ritch, ya just captured my heart, with your wonderful poem…
March 31st, 2007 at 10:53 am
I thought I was a poet
But Ritch passed me by
He found the heart of Socorro
(The drugs and the theft)
His words are a phenomenal high.
Residing in New Mexico
Must really be a thrill.
Small Town Misfit fans:
Pass quickly thru Socorro
Or you might end up killed.
April 4th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Sing that to the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”.