911 Is The New Google
Durango, CO
1:41 p.m. A drunken woman in the 2000 block of Main Avenue called 911 and asked what a pedophile is. She gave no further information.
Found in the Durango Herald
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April 2nd, 2007 at 4:32 am
Followed 1 hour later by a police officer knocking on her door to ask what a drunken nuisance is.
April 2nd, 2007 at 5:25 am
The officer starts out the conversation by asking why she was called a pedophile
April 2nd, 2007 at 5:52 am
Did someone walk up to her door with a basket of fresh baked cinnamon rolls and announce, “Hello there! I’m your friendly neighborhood pedophile! Any kids here?”
April 2nd, 2007 at 11:11 am
She, in her drunken stupor was all over a high school boy, and on her way to a back seat somewhere, someone uttered loudly–PEDOPHILE! Which seemed to peek her interest in defining the meaning of such word.
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Good answer, Mike. Thanks for the laugh…..
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
Def - Pedophile: From the Latan ‘ped’ meaning walk and the Irish ‘O’Phile’ meaning drunk. Used today to mean a walking drunk. Did you see that pediphile stumble and fall on top of that little kid?
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Was the Ped O’Phile sitting on Paddy O’Furniture?
April 4th, 2007 at 4:17 am
Nah, he was passed out on the back porch.