The Caboose On the Bus
Columbia, SC
While driving her usual bus route on Forest Drive, a 40-year-old woman was uncomfortably surprised when one of the passengers sitting behind her started caressing her behind. The driver immediately stopped the bus, at which time the fanny fondler exited the bus and ran away.
Found in the Free Times
April 6th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Hmm…given the fact that most bus drivers tend to be rather large, who’s to say her ‘fanny’ wasn’t simply hanging off of the seat and into this guy’s lap. He may have just been trying to, understandably, AVOID her ‘fanny’.
April 6th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
My husband laughs every time he hears someone here in the States refer to the derriere as a “fanny”. In Europe, especially in UK and Ireland, “fanny” is slang for a woman’s private parts. Thus, you’ll never see a “fanny pack” in Europe.
April 6th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I would like to know how the fondler made such a quick get away. It is not a quick process to get up from a bus seat, get past the driver, open the bus doors and exit the bus. Seems to me the bus driver let him get away.
Ber - Thanks for the LKF. Say, Isn’t Fanny a name. As in “my dear Aunt Fanny?” I bet that is good for a few British chuckles too.
April 6th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Bad assumption, Ritch. I drove a bus some years ago when I weighed 120 pounds and had long blonde hair. There were several good looking women drivers working for that company.
April 6th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Well, Iron, I can only assume she was more than happy to open the door for him…
April 6th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
A free butt massage and she’s complaining? lmao
April 9th, 2007 at 12:03 am
instead of “fanny fondler”, hows about “rear end rubber”?
“tush tamperer”? gluteus maximus groper?
April 9th, 2007 at 1:57 am
whoever the “glute groper” was, he sounds like a dumb arse. thus, he only need to caress himself.
April 9th, 2007 at 9:15 am
My apologies Sylvia. If that had been my experience I’d be riding the bus every day!
April 9th, 2007 at 10:20 am
She wanted to personally thank him for the treat…that’s why she stopped the bus. Unfortunately, he was too embarASSed!