I might as well finish getting drunk, right?
Atlanta, GA
A woman was passed out in the driver’s seat of a red 2007 Dodge Caliber, with the keys in the ignition, on the emergency shoulder of I-285 North, according to Cobb County police. An Atlanta police officer arrived and took custody of the driver, a 25-year-old Marietta woman. After she failed several field sobriety tests, she was arrested for DUI. The officer checked her purse and found a silver flask containing a liquid. The officer opened the flask and smelled alcohol. Once they got to jail, the woman agreed to a Breathalyzer test and blew about three times the legal limit for blood-alcohol level. Her purse was inventoried again, and police started to take the flask away. “Can I have that back?” the woman asked. “You already have me for DUI, so I might as well finish getting drunk, right?”
Found in Creative Loafing
Don’t smoke pot in front of a building under investigation for illegal drug activities. On June 18, while police were conducting an undercover surveillance mission of a Colleton Street apartment building, an officer noticed two people apparently smoking marijuana, toking on a joint in plain view of the public. A third person was hanging out with the bud smokers but not indulging in the Mary Jane.
The cops approached and said they were investigating illegal drug activity. The smokers then called one of the officers by name and said, “We aren’t selling drugs. Now we are smoking weed, we are not going to lie about that but that’s all we are doing.†The police attempted to locate the joint but had no luck and questioned the three about it. Perhaps victims of pot smokers’ memory loss, they told the police they did not recall what happened to it. All three were arrested and charged with loitering for narcotics.
Found in the Free Times
She could use some alcohol detox. Find information on addiction to alcohol and how to fight it at Medicalonline.com.au
April 14th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
When more than enough, is never quite enough.
April 15th, 2007 at 7:20 am
Gotta give her props for chutzpah.. none for brains, though..
April 15th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Frankly, I like the way this woman thinks….
April 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Say…does that mean the tooth fairy owes the kids a few bucks?
April 16th, 2007 at 7:44 am
Oops. That post was meant for the previous story.
Hey, anybody else slower than normal response time out of the signt?
April 16th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
LOL iron…I wondered about that post.
Ya–like if I come here and scroll down to the responses, the lines get all blurry or distorted for a few seconds or more lately.
April 16th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
glad to hear everyone is having that problem i was getting ready to throw computer threw store window.
April 17th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Same here, I’ve not been able to get on here for over a week now.