The Underwear Mystery
Missoulal, MT
University of Montana maintenance staff removed four pairs of women’s underwear that were clogging the toilet near the trail to the “M†following the Rolling Stones concert, said Capt. Jim Lemcke with the Office of Public Safety.
“I don’t know what was going on in there,†Lemcke said. “Maybe it’s just very powerful suction in the toilet.â€
Another theory is that someone intended to throw the panties onstage, but couldn’t get a ticket, and instead abandoned them in the outhouse.
“If Babe wants her panties back, they’re a little damaged, but here they are,†Lemcke said.
In fact, Babe’s panties were turned over to the Kaimin. Please call the newsroom at 243-4310 to claim.
Found in the Montana Kaimin
April 13th, 2007 at 12:09 am
[...] unknown wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptAnother theory is that someone intended to throw the panties onstage, but couldn’t get a ticket, and instead abandoned them in the outhouse. “If Babe wants her panties back, they’re a little damaged, but here they are,†Lemcke said. … [...]
April 13th, 2007 at 1:23 am
[...] unknown wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptAnother theory is that someone intended to throw the panties onstage, but couldn’t get a ticket, and instead abandoned them in the outhouse. “If Babe wants her panties back, they’re a little damaged, but here they are,†Lemcke said. … [...]
April 13th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Lemcke has a good sense of humor. “Powerful suction”, I’ll say…that toilet sucked up four pairs of panties. The Toilets in my home would get clogged at only one pair.
Stones - Hey, Mick, what should we do with all this underware thrown at us during the concert?
Mick - Give it to Jane the roadie to get rid of. She always thinks of something.
Jane - OK, guys, I got rid of the panties AND created a distraction so you can get out of here more easily
April 13th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I would bet that phone is ringing off the hook. NOT
April 13th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
anyone else find this story a bit confusing? and who is “babe”?