Stinky Pants
Bridgeton, NJ
Melvin L. Ford Jr., 51, of Atlantic Street, was arrested Friday night for shoplifting after it was discovered that he had attempted to steal 18 types of deodorant from the East Broad Street Rite Aid by hiding them in his pants.
He was released on his own recognizance.
Found in the Bridgeton News

April 13th, 2007 at 3:59 am
I guess the budget for those comparison tests is running a little low over at Consumer Reports…
April 13th, 2007 at 8:40 am
There’s a man with a serious problem. Either he is a klepto or he has overactive sweat glands.
April 13th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Every time his dog comes near him, it sneezes. He must have figured it was his deodorant, but wanted a cheaper alternative than buying all the brands he has used over the years to run his test. Not realizing he would be caught and the misdemeaner charges and court cost out weigh the cost of the deodorants.
But don’t take my word for it. “snickers”
April 13th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
good explanation GT. but im curious, is that coming from experience? ha ha. otherwise, the whole story is a bit spooky.
April 14th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
No……That is just my example of how someone can over speculate…lol