Clearly You’re Mistaken
Chattanooga, TN
Police answered a suicide call on Bonny Oaks Drive.
The young man in question told them he was not contemplating taking his own life because “he was too handsome and too talented to even think of killing himself.”
Found in the Chattanoogan
Thanks Chuck!
April 18th, 2007 at 2:14 am
Suicide=messing with some rednecks girl.
Maybe Bessy Mae’ boyfriend called the police—lol
April 18th, 2007 at 4:13 am
Gotta love those manic-depressive types, huh? I wonder how long after the cops left before he called the suicide hotline again?
April 18th, 2007 at 7:47 am
I’m thinking that’s his talent, Mike - Getting the authorities to react.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Aw, come on guys….Maybe he was just lonesome and mistook the hotline for the HOT line….
April 18th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I would say he was self-centered and conceited, but it is not being conceited if you really are that good-looking and talented. Is it?
April 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Certainly not, Iron. I’m not only the handsomest, but the humblest man I know…
April 19th, 2007 at 10:11 am
This one just begs for this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc