The Disruptive Disciples
Columbia, SC
On April 1, police were dispatched to a Carver Street residence in response to a disorderly conduct report. Upon arrival, a 78-year-old woman told police that two people came onto her porch and rearranged her furniture and flowerpots. The two strangers then told her that they wanted to enter her home and bless it and pray with her. Because the woman did not know the subjects, and perhaps was a bit freaked out by the situation, she locked her door and called the police. The woman also said that the strangers wanted to hug her.
Found in the Free Times
April 19th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Your friendly neighborhood Holy Roller with a flair for design.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:58 am
Must be Mormons or Baptists. Jehovah’s Witnesses think hugging is “icky”…
April 20th, 2007 at 9:02 am
I can see it now - Marcel & Hector, the overly-friendly, gay Mormons visit her and she doesn’t answer the doorbell. So, in order to help this old lady, they start rearranging her outdoor furniture.
Marcel (with lisp): No, on second though, I like the divan over by the hanging amorellis. The mauve in the divan goes so well with the whites in the plant.
Hector: Just think how devine the divan would look with these fusia throw pillows! My goodness…I could just swoon! I would just love to give this person a “thank you” hug for letting us pay it forward.
April 20th, 2007 at 9:03 am
whats jesse jackson up to now? lmfao
April 20th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Nah, it wouldn’t be Baptists becaue they wouldn’t hug a stranger…it might lead to dancing.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
The Bible thumpers strike again, and they have a new “reality show” Th attack of the Bible Thumpers Decoratons Swap “. Tonight at 11.
April 20th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
^5 to all of you……..best laugh I’ve had in days!!!!!!
April 21st, 2007 at 5:17 pm
hell of a april’s fool joke, didn’t they realise they could have given’ the lady a heart attack? Or maybe it was staged, sort of a quick way to the peary gates?
April 24th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
GdFunker! How do you THINK of these things? I am laughing so hard I gotta PEE! All of you guyz come up with the doozies from
—- Hello! T Y 4 the funnies!
April 25th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
It could have been the mafia, warning the lady, “Next time, we’ll arrange MORE than your furniture..”