If’ He’d Only Said Please
Atlanta, GA
Around 5 A.M., a police officer was told about a suspicious car in the parking lot of the Atlanta police property office on North Avenue. The officer walked outside to check it out. There stood a muscular, bearded 49-year-old man. The officer asked: “Can I help you?” The man screamed loudly that he wanted his motherfucking property. The officer said the man couldn’t pick up his property until the office opened at 8 a.m. That made the man angrier, the officer noted. He said the man started yelling even louder that he wanted his motherfucking property and threatened to kick the officer’s ass. The officer ordered him to leave or face arrest. After a few more rounds of similar conversation, the man allegedly grabbed a 5-foot orange metal pole and held it in a combat stance. The officer drew his gun and told the man to drop the pole. Another officer showed up, gun drawn. Police said the man walked toward them, with the pole. “Drop the pole or we’ll shoot,” the officers said. Eventually, the man dropped the pole. But he kept screaming about how he hated police, and he would kill both officers, and he’d killed police before. He was arrested for a plethora of charges.
Found in Creative Loafing
April 21st, 2007 at 11:16 pm
If you GDMSOB’s didn’t have them guns, I’d show you a thing or two.
I suppose if he would have pointed it at them and said POW they would have shot him up like Bonnie and Clyde.
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
WOW. guess he was a bit pissed off. lol.
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:31 am
Did the police offer this oger coffee? and a big gulp Thorazine?
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:41 am
“Plethora”–looks like someone found an online Thesaurus.:)
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 am
That’s a good one, Ber - lmao
His property must have been the ball, string and upper pole to go with the orange tetherball base piece he was waving at the police. Either that or it was a gun with bullets — in which case I would seriously consider not giving it to him.