$999 Bottles Of Booze On The Wall
Columbia, SC
A man in his late 20s or early 30s entered Total Wine on Harbison Boulevard on April 13 and left with almost $1,000 in alcohol hidden under his clothing. After the man perused the shelves of high-end liquor, apparently finding nothing that tickled his taste buds, he proceeded to the champagne area and loaded up and left. Later, the store clerk viewed the security video and discovered that the man had taken three bottles of champagne — two Dom Perignon and one Veuve Rose — with a total value of $999.
Found in the Free Times

April 26th, 2007 at 4:55 am
Might as well steal the good stuff! I wonder if he drank it himself, or if he was stealing to order?
April 26th, 2007 at 6:41 am
The Dom was excellent; however, the bottle itself smelled of sweat, old cigarettes, Brut, and Cruex powder.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Ever tried Dom with roadkill?
April 26th, 2007 at 11:38 am
probably selling it in ebay.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
The sticker shock got him upset, and under the stress of not being able to afford it, he made a rash decision to grab 2 to make it worth his while and what the hell—he had room for another one so he got the Rose on the way out the door.
April 26th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Cheers sweetie! Dom is great with McDonalds cheeseburgers! lol
April 27th, 2007 at 5:04 am
MIKE!!!! Everybody knows you drink the Rose with cheeseburgers! You would have the Dom with chicken nuggets. Remember, red wine with red meat, white wine with chicken or fish.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Or cat, the other white meat……
April 27th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
ha ha ha! very funny stuff gang. have a great weekend all.