Licensed to Bite
Cincinnati, OH
A man with a well-known name is being held on $60,000 bond today after he is accused of breaking into a former girlfriend’s house and biting the ear of another man before police Tased him.
Bond – James Bond – 46, is charged with aggravated burglary and obstructing official business.
Police say Bond used his teeth and not a Walther PPK on another man Sunday.
He is accused of kicking in the door at 1638 Gilsey Ave. West Price Hill – where his former girlfriend lives – at 9:48 p.m. Sunday.
Once inside, Bond is accused of attacking Donald Roethford, a man inside the woman’s home.
Police say Bond wrestled Roethford to the ground and, once there, bit Roethford in the ear.
Police ordered Bond to stop but he continued to attack Roethford, so he was shot with a Taser – that provides an electrical shock to disable a person.
Found in the Cincinnati Enquirer
Thanks Luann!
April 27th, 2007 at 1:11 am
TYSON—-Mike Tyson–
I bought a truck from a cop named James Bond. An 83 Ram.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:56 am
But James Bond is known for roughing up guys who try to steal his chicks.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:00 am
Sounds like Mr. Bond has been taking boxing lessons from another famous name, Mike Tyson.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:42 am
007 must have had one heck of a lip-lock on the other guy - one that lasted the 45 minutes it takes the cops to respond to a call.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Sloppy Mr. Bond, very sloppy. A quick karate chop to the neck would have immobilized his opponent and he wouldn’t have even had to set down his martini!
By the way, if a guy’s biting another guy’s ear and you shoot him with a taser, does the other guy feel it? I’d imagine so.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am
At the very least, Ritch, I’d say the immediate effect would be to bite harder, not release……
I’m disappointed that the writer of the article didn’t come up with an apt name - ala Bond-style - for the girlfriend. But, I’m sure Ber — or one of our other resident smart-a$$es — will remedy that shortly……..
April 27th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Excellent point and a gross oversight. Since you brought it up, I won’t attempt to answer that question. But my favorite is still Pussy Galore. It’s amazing that that made it through the censors of the day.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Well, now, Ritch, what man doesn’t love Pussy……………Galore.
[I am my evil twin.]
April 27th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I am not convinced that this was not just a “date” gone bad…. but then again… I would never say “BITE ME” to someone that is that angry with me.
April 28th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I am still not satisfied that it WASN’T Tyson. I sure hope they tried to yank the mask off of the chicken-sh*t that BITES an opponent! I hope the lady got some “interesting photos of this a$$ hope
, so she could blackmail him into NEVER crossing her door-step again.
SIGNED,
Yep you guessed it, MS. Been on her end of an obsessive relationship that I couldn’t easily end because of an (OBSESSIVE A$$HOLE).
April 29th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
No, really, wht, tell us how you really feel……….